Eggplants Are Purple~

awwww-cute:

Baby hippos are my favorite

awwww-cute:

Baby hippos are my favorite

systemofadowny:

"I employ jake to keep me grounded"

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sleeptwerking:

yoenisthemenace:

He was almost President.

Holy shit they’re both hilarious

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gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

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unconflated:

that moment when you mess up a word so often it becomes a default auto correct

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awwww-cute:

Because you only turn 11 weeks old once

awwww-cute:

Because you only turn 11 weeks old once

karlatg:

Freaking Queen of EVERYTHING

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foreveralone-lyguy:

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug

foreveralone-lyguy:

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug

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